Dear people of this universe,
Our house is very quiet right now. Ryan is watching a movie, Reagan is at a sleepover, mommy is on the computer, and daddy isn't here right now. I like how quiet it is, but with nobody to play with, I am really lonely. As far as I am thinking these are my choices:

(a) Call Mork and talk to him
(b) Go outside and play with Abby (the dog)
(c) Read my new book
(d) Die of boredom (I don't want to die!!!!)

Your bored Marshapillian friend,
Olivia